If my plane goes down I want this to be my last post
The determination and the power
So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT PEOPLE KEPT ON TRYING THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN DESPITE THE REVIEWS
riddle me this. how did this go from here
well my friends, i give you the craziest tale i have ever told.
Please watch this video it’s so important.
i scrolled past this so many times today and i’m so glad i finally hit play oh my god
how to be an adult
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
god bless you grawly
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.