*straight boy voice* WHAT THE HECK IM NOT GAY IDK IF THAT GUY IS CUTE HAHA WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL
BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL
AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME
I hate how in love with thin bodies aesthetic blogs are like I just wanna see pretty stuff not have a self hating breakdown smfh
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM
i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
"Rape jokes aren’t harmful!"
A 16 year old girl’s sexual assault just became a fucking meme in less than a day and you don’t think that has any correlation to people not taking rape seriously?