audiogeography:

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed. Spoiled brat.
magick-swagron:

Apollo, handsome as usual.
elkantlers:

He is the wormy king
shiny-ebooks:

oh my god
end of essay: u feel me??
staff:

we love doo doo and so we added this mega shit feature because we hate you. we fucking hate you for using this website, fuck off

bruno—mindhorn replied to your post: Hope ya don’t think I’m stalking or weird for…

surely you’d only notice if you follow them??? i know you don’t check notes so i guess people are just self important

no i still wouldn’t notice

i follow over 1,000 people and have over 15,000 followers like any notes people give me are drowned in 500 others like i sound like i’m bragging but i’m seriously not that’s just the truth???????

maliciouslyintended:

ejacutastic:

my butt itches so bad but i can’t scratch it bc i’m in public i’m going to crY

Do what I do when you’re walking subtly clench your butt cheeks together 

i’m sitting dow n

my butt itches so bad but i can’t scratch it bc i’m in public i’m going to crY

shiny-ebooks:

gender

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

i read cum as clam