April 2012
ha-502:
i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her
annikafagface:
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
mynamekyle:
now that’s what i call an orgasm vol. 3
wunderbar2:
text posts are like emo kids in the sense that they’re depressing and usually only come out at night
@donutsequalwater truth
caiticornia:
if i like you youre supposed to talk to me 24/7
@donutsequalwater wah I’m sorry
@donutsequalwater I didn’t have a very normal childhood
Sex Tip #56
golgibodies:
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
Watchnicolascagefanblog:
blackpoquedown:
oh my god why
DUBSTEP REMIX
I’m fucking crying jfc
@casablackheads yep!
@archiveoflostdreams what
1 tag
@theehokeypokey hey babbu
I wish I was a hot girl
oh…wait
singing “I’m glad you came” after sex
meatmodel:
I’m revoking gibbys puberty
it’s gonna take me a few days to mull this over don’t expect changes too soon!!!!!
wahhh so many contrasting opinions
@broomservice but they’re url puns you just don’t understand smh
ok url options
• ballpointpenis
• combatboobs
• clitterific
• instagramcracker
• mountaindewdew
• mountaindoodoo
• stay as ejacutastic
opinions/comments????
@donutsequalwater my niggamagic days are over, son
I feel like I need to change my url
fugrats:
i always really wanted to get slimed when i was younger
i guess that explains a lot
some people are just way too fucking hot
