March 2012
Wow that make no sense
I I can’t stay awake anymore ijbijuffh so in going to so e’er eep I’m didn’t tired
@disjunctive-sillygism thank you wah （╯●﹏●╰）
@disjunctive-sillygism I’m not trying to guilt trip you but I’m satirically retarded I literally don’t know when people are being sarcastic like I take everything literally unless it’s very very obviously satirical
the-white-mans-struggle:
I’ve lost count the number of times I’ve embarrassed myself over the internet.
sassy-gay-ghirahim:
peopel who make relaly good art
liek relly good and detailed and realism
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@disjunctive-sillygism I’m not entirely sure that you were but alright w/e
doctor: what is wrong why have you come to see me
me: am i ugly
ineedtogetpaid:
I’m done with being nice to people cause everyone always walks all over me
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
@Disjunctive-sillygism my eyes aren’t overly far apart so um ur cray cray
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
@incessantmace thank you!! ●﹏●
@momjew waah thank u babby (´･ω･｀)
Wow just lost a follower
Obvs jealous of me
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@david-karpenis nigga if u wanna add me then do it but I’m on by tablet and I can’t do normal stuff and I’m 99% sure that ur a big fat liar too and that is not ur url for facebook
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pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
If you guys wanna be facebook friends with me tell me before you add me because otherwise I’ll reject it so I don’t have tons and tons of people on there who I don’t even know was anything about
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What if vaginastew remade and is posing as someone else now
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The year is 2007 and everyone is on MySpace where everyones profile song is either Everytime We Touch or Welcome to My Life
iroh:
Do you have a lazy eye? On a scale of 1-10 how unmotivated is your eyeball
bbrainz:
and another one
I enjoy this
@thehokeypokey qaahdjsodan (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ mua
When you fart and it sounds like a slow clap
Wow I feel like the cutest most gorgeous girl ever I even like my tummy right now it’s pretty dang cute
Anonymous asked: excuse me but eggos are round
