r3troguy: all around me are familiar facesworn out places worn out facesbright and early for the daily racesgoing nowhere going nowhere

that’s one of the funniest sounding messages i have ever received in my entire life

Anonymous: TAKE BEANO NO GAS

thank

i was going to eat mexican food after work but i don’t want to have fucking gas or some shit on my date i hate my life

shutupaubrey:

break out the handcuffs girl we about to get 

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narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr: I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
dolphin666: